“I am officially an old man”

“I have been shopping at Sierra trader back when not only did they mail you a catalog and then you called them up to make an order, but I have been ordering from these guys since they used to just send out this stapled and mimeographed brochure like thing... remember those? You wanted a picture of the product? Good Luck with that. Anyway. I Know Burton as a company. I have had several of their products in the past. These pants are clearly for the kids. The cut for me (I normally wear Levi's and Carhartt's) is just weird. Kind of a baggy waist, Really tight thighs and then I assume you just let the hems drag in the dirt. I actually know this look. I have seen todays youth sporting this. I naively thought I could put these jeans to use in a more traditional way. Not happening. I looked pretty funny trying to pull these off. The wife said, "Uh, No!" They were returned.”