“Strange in so many ways”

“I have always wanted to try Castelli bottoms, I love my jerseys, so when I saw these on sale I jumped at the chance. I am very disappointing. To be fare to Castelli the description does say they are "cooling", as in; designed to keep you cool on hot days. I don't know what strange place exists where people wear knickers to stay cool, but in my world we wear knickers to stay WARM. These are so thin you can practically see through them, good thing they are black. The fabric also lacks any compression for your muscles.In fact, it was quite saggy. I ordered a Medium, based on Castelli's size chart, these were huge everywhere but the waist, which was fine. Then there was the Chamois. It folds, UP, which means you get an atomic wedgie in you lady parts...NMS! I sent them back.”