“Good Boots if You're Not a Cowboy”

“I don't see why anyone but a real cowboy would want to wear "real" cowboy boots with slick leather soles, high heels and pointy toes. If you sit on a horse all day with your feet in the stirrups, that kind of boot is just fine. If you want boots to wear while you're working, walking or having a beer, these boots are much better--mainly because in the pointy toed boots with slick leather soles and high heels, you can't work or walk--just ride horses with your feet in the stirrups, or hang around bars hoping people think you're a real cowboy.”