“Must be a bargain, I just can't use it!”

“These mittens might have been a great value but, I personally won't abide what I believe is a tight(My prejudice)fit. I ordered and received an XL pair but, I've decided that my hands are claustraphobic. So I can't afford, in this economy, not to send them back for a credit. Thank goodness for STPs' return policy or, I couldn't afford to take a chance on what just 'might' be a great deal. STP helps' to make survival in todays' world just a little more likely.”