“Flattering Fit”

“Yes, this shirt has a very flattering fit. It is a nice lightweight fabric for hot summer days. I don't like the background color very much but I can live with it. My biggest complaint is: the label said wash before wearing. I washed it in the delicate cycle, all by itself, and when I took it out of the washing machine an entire seam had ripped out! I did not want to go to the bother of returning the shirt so I got out my sewing machine and stitched the seam back up, but really, this was poor workmanship.”