“Blazing saddlebags”

“Ugh. You can't tell by looking at the picture, but these shorts are those hideous kind of running shorts that are cut so high on the hip you may as well be wearing a bikini bottom. I'm a thin person (5'8"/130 pounds) but what fat I do have likes to hang out in my thighs. So my saddlebags stick out like sore thumbs in these shorts. Even if they didn't I hate this style. It makes me think of old men in speedos. But that's just me. I won't be wearing these out in public. Probably not in private either for that matter!”