“This certainly isn't a [$] belt”

“The belt is flimsy and cheap. It even has a stamp on it that says "genuine leather". When they have to tell you that, it's a bad sign. Unfortunately, burgandy belts are extremely hard to find. Had it not been for that, I would have returned the belt. Why are burgandy shoes so commonplace, but the belts aren't? STP used to be a great place to shop, but this is the third or fourth time in a row I've struck out. The site doesn't seem to have much of what I want anymore.”