“not a good look for me”

“this jacket made me look like "my favorite martian" - there's not much shape to it, and that long straight zippered front needed some relief - other than the little white accent tabs at the waist, which looked ridiculous (and gratuitous, like an afterthought). I can see that it would be hard to take big steps in it (it's tight at the bottom) but it does unzip from the bottom up. Also, I prefer pockets that have an actual purpose, like keeping my hands warm.”