“looks like 2 loaves of bread”

“I didn't like the extremely squared off toes so i'm sending them back. It looks like you stepped into 2 loaves of brown bread and decided to walk around town. I got 8 1/2, my true size. I guess they fit about right though I could feel my longer second toe bumping into the front. I imagine that might start to irritate me. I wish they were more rounded and foot shaped. I like my other Merrell's though they too are a bit hobbit-looking but these were just too extreme for me. frump frump.”