“So nice dog ate it!”

“These sandals are wonderful! Beautiful leather, soft insole, comfortable, earthy and stylish. I got them on a great deal and only paid [$] for them. Well i got to wear them for one hour and then took the off and went out, i came home to find that my schnauzer liked them as much as I did! Now i will repuchase these at 2x the price! Go figure!”