“Strange proportions”

“Sometimes I wonder if we actually get the same item that others have reviewed. I ordered these one size larger than I normally wear (8 instead of 6), because so many said they ran very small AND because I just got back from a trip during which I gained about 10 lbs. :( The pants I received were still too big, and so long that you'd have to be 6 feet tall to wear them without shortening - but if you were they wouldn't cover your touche because the rise is so small. These seem to be made for a shape that rarely occurs in Nature.”