“Best Sweater Ever”

“Finally, a long sweater that doesn't make a Rubenesque girl's butt look big. This sweater is not clingy, but it's not shaped like a sack, either. The ribbing at the waist gives it a little shape, while the generous cut actually makes an average woman look taller. The fact that the sleeves of the large size aren't elephantine helps, too. --Did I mention it has pockets? Because it does. They're right there, just where your hands want to be. It's like the designer *knew*. Yes, this is a sweater I'll wear from October until April. And after that, I'll sit around wishing it were cool enough to wear it.”