“A Piece of Junk”

“[...]Then I hung it under an eave, since the directions said to keep it out of rain, heat, dew and most anything else you'd find outside. Then nothing happened. The weight attached to the "clapper" piece, besides being really ugly, was so heavy it would take a hurricane to move it. So I tied on a lighter one, then one lighter still. Still no sound. I guess the bamboo pieces are placed too far from it. Ill conceived and ill executed. Now we'll see how long it takes to disintegrate.”