From Octogenarian to Chippendale!

Verified Buyer Reviewed by Chippendale wannabe from St. Louis, MO on Thursday, December 7, 2017
Before I go out I do an assessment; staring back I see a portly octogenarian. Gravity has long won the hard-fought battle and left me thin on top and thick around the middle.
However, I slip on my new "Scully Textured Leather Jacket" and a Chippendale persona comes over me. Suave, debonair and mysterious. I swear it makes me taller, thinner and better looking. My strut has a little more pep and the church ladies (and the soccer-moms) give me double-takes. The Scully Jacket gives off the allure of danger and they assume I arrived to choir practise on a Harley (instead of my 7 year old Prius).
Best of all, men admire from a distance and the ladies can't stop touching it. It's extremely soft and "broken-in", with an aged patina; like you just completed a cross-country motorcycle ride.
The only bad news; I eventually have to take it off and staring back, is the all too familiar, portly octogenarian.
Matt
P.S.: Dear Sierra Trading Post, please make a pajama version of the "Scully Textured Leather Jacket"!
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